Sunday, January 13, 2008

You Know You're Getting Dumped when....



1. Your partner seems to always pick a fight, an argument over realy petty, sometimes silly issues. He/she thinks there's nothing to it but you feel there's something more....sinister, maybe?

2. Your partner forgets to call. It's just not like him/her. He/she's the one who calls you endlessly with all that mushy "I love you". Something's really amiss when you were on his/her speed dial but now....his/her line is always busy.

3. He/she starts making adjustments to his appearance, like chopping his/her hair, or colouring it. Major cosmetic change has been known to be one sure sign that your partner's trying to impress someone. And, sorry, honey, it ain't you.

4. Your partner starts finding fault in almost everything you do. You know, criticising you over little things -- the way you brush your teeth, you do your hair, your jokes..whatever. He/she just does not find you attractive no more. Constant criticisms are a tell-tale sign that your lovey-dovey days as a couple are numbered.

5. Your partner just does not feel like makin' sweet love to ya. If you're the gal getting that "I've got a headache" treatment, let me tell you that your bed partner's lying through and through. Honey, men are naturally horny. They need sex and more sex. Hell, if they can have it right here right now, they would. So, if he seems to just be having a headache for weeks on end and not lovin' you and your body for that length of time, something's amiss. Honey, get the hell out of that relationship. He's screwing someone else for sure. Or his damn dick's sick.

Let it be known that I didn't say all this. A love expert by the name of Elina Furman did.
And you know what? I believe her. These are the top 5 signs that you are getting the boot.
No matter who's the one getting the "adios" or "it was good while it lasted" message -- the guy or the gal.
It's still painful. It will ache.
If you're the poor bruised gal, just know when your partner's been humping someone else's sweet honey so you can dump him first before he starts that "we need to talk" bit.
And if you're the poor soul of a guy, you have a choice of just packing your things or, clobber that other man!

Whatever.
Parting is such sweet sorrow, I tell ya!

5 comments:

Pak Zawi said...

Eva,
No need to wait till the fifth proof, the first one is indicative enough.
By the time you reach the fifth indicator, you have already wasted a good part of your life hahahaha.

eva's haven said...

i beg to differ zawi,

none of these signs, arising individually, is indicative that your partner has finally found you boring...

looks like you might have misread the signs, zawi...heheheh

take care and thanks for visiting...

Makcik Runner said...

dis checklist can also be applied to married men as well huh?

eva's haven said...

kc,

yes it can. And I believe it was meant to be.
But, only you will know if the signs are genuine signs of a man who has got another on his mind.....

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