I know this is a touchy issue. But it is a real issue affecting some of my best friends.
Okay, here's what I want to tell them -- menopause is not the death knell on your sex life, girls.
Ask the Red Hot Mamas. They rock and I'll bet are still having sex like there's no tomorrow. At least that's what I am thinking. Maybe even wild sex too.
Many women avoid having sex because menopause causes some physical changes to their , you know, the wonderful V-thing.
It's such a put-off that some women just prefer -- shopping. Shopping? Shopping? Hell, why?
Girls, girls... now now.. don't be doing that. Shopping can't be better than sex.
You see, guys. Now you see the problem your gals are having? It is a real problem. It's not that they don't want you in bed with them. They do. Lord in Heaven, they do! But, sex has got to be so, er....uncomfortable, a little less enjoyable that Barney's, Lyell...heck! even Macy's and Bloomingdales are tempting.
So, guys. Please understand your women. Yeah..you. The grey-haired one. And you too. Stop pretending that your woman's a hot 20-something babe.
Read this article. Maybe your menopausal mate won't be facing her bed-time blues alone.
Now, don't go finding no excuse to get laid elsewhere, y'hear, guys...
11 comments:
Hmmm...reminds me of guys who's got no lead in their pencils.
And viagra ain't no substitute for passion.
All grunts and no oooomph.
ooh shar honeybunch,
you got that right on viagra, sweetie!
I am 57 and my wife is 55. We still manage but of course we understand each other's deficiencies so we just accomodate those deficiencies. Some imperfections is no hindrance if love is there.
zawi,
that is really lovely.
your wife is a lucky lady! and you're a lucky man!
So true, Eva. I know of some who get their kicks elsewhere the minute the wife becomes "celibate". The problem is, some men (not the ones here) :) ... pretend they are still studs (when they are obviously NOT) and need younger women to prove a point.
JT,
sometimes I'd like to think that, yeah, we are from another planet. My blog sister, Witch's Broo seems to really think so. She espouses fidelity and is hopelessly a die-hard one-man woman.
Just like her, I can't understand what it is with men. But.. I realise that not everyone is cut out the same. Just like the gentleman, Zawi.
There are men like Zawi. And many of them.
Just that the shamelessly philandering ones are shamelessly declaring that getting laid out of their marital bedroom is the man-ly thing to do.
Yeah, there are dickheads whoare threatening to rule the world.
Eva, you don't mince your words la woman. That's why I like your blog. You say it like it is......but a bit soft on Shar101 huh. Must ask Shar this the next time I see him at NPC.
tony anthonio,
hello hello hello,
how is the dream coming along?
the dream restaurant in the mediterranean?
I am wondering -- you're not going the way of becoming a TB evangelist, huh?
me soft on Shar?
Ooo la la..
Shar is so sweet, don't you think?
I hear he can sing too!
Oh no! whatever will he say to you?
Can you ask him to sing something for me?
Tell him my favourite song is "Small Town Woman".
tony : sorry -- i meant TV evangelist. not TB.
TB evangelist? ROTFLOL!
Am gonna get my lips glued to the beer mug the next time at NPC (National Press Club, dear. Not 'Malaysian') in case Tony gets curious.
'Small Town Woman' it is then. Ooooo...that's an old one. Mark Lindsay's version? Howz about 'A House is not a home' (Burt Bacharach) and I think I'll try 'Lately' (originally by Stevie Wonder but done splendidly by Laura Fygi on a cover version).
Shar honeybunch,
how will I know? ...that you've sung that song for me?
oooh...i'll be dreamin'....fantasizing..mmm.
well, cheers!
and you're so sweet!
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